TALLAHASSEE, FL—Ron DeSantis’ ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill, more commonly known as the ‘You Say Gay To Our Young And We Will Spray With Our Gun,’ bill went into effect this week, and enforcement is off to a robust start.
Teachers claim the bill makes for a tense and uncomfortable teaching environment, while the police who have their ears pressed against their classroom door yell back, “No, it doesn’t!”
Freedom lovers rejoiced when officers charged into Mrs. Smith’s 2nd-grade classroom and hogtied her for violating the law (of the land).
Mrs. Smith, who was the 203rd Florida teacher arrested this week, was heard screaming, “I said, ‘who’s ready to come out and PLAY!’” as she withstood the procedural beating.
The bill is popular among parents, but opponents of the legislation say it’s a brazen attempt by the governor to curtail their insatiable lust for grooming children.
Update: Trying to do the gayest thing imaginable in Ron DeSantis’ Flordia, Disney announced Senator Lindsey Graham would be replacing Mickey Mouse as the official mascot of The Walt Disney Company.
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