NEW YORK, NY — Hours after the AP called the Presidential race for Donald Trump, Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski were arrested and are en route to their camp, sources confirm.
“Like clockwork,” Don Jr.’s statement began. “The MSNBC hosts said if my father won, they’d be rounded up and taken to jail, and while they are fake news, they totally nailed this one.”
Soon, thousands of left-leaning media members will join Joe and Mika in their concentration camps, but not right away.
“We’ll get to imprisoning other journalists right after we shut down all porn. Then, we need to locate all the women and remove them from the workforce,” A Trump spokesman informed.
It is also not surprising that the president-elect has purchased Trumpland, formerly Greenland. The icy island will be melted via global warming and then converted into a golf course.
“Not a single one of these events is surprising to me,” Brian Stelter commented. “Me and all my friends said these things would happen, and we were right. My hundreds of friends who respect me were right!”
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