Bombshell: Mitch McConnell’s Ancestors Were Abusive Towards Dinosaurs

Bombshell: Mitch McConnell’s Ancestors Were Abusive Towards Dinosaurs

Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, who recently gave Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom only “2 Turtles”, may have done so due to a conflict of interest on the matter.

In a recent bombshell report by NBC News, it appears Mitch McConnell’s great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather may have been abusive towards dinosaurs.

“While the exact details are fuzzy, cave drawings show that Grunk

McConnell would run around provoking and abusing unsuspecting dinosaurs with a spear—much like his decedent, Mitch, does to Democrats,” the NBC News article reports.

On Wednesday, Senator McConnell seemed annoyed with the many questions about the allegation. Eventually, Mitch slowly opened up one side of his suit jacket revealing an ancient spear, silencing the press.

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