Seeing the act of self-defense upheld in Wisconsin was a tough blow for all of us. But our Hollywood elites are even more grief-stricken to see fellow pedophile, Joseph Rosenbaum gunned down in his prime.
So they’re doing something about it.
Reportedly, if the Wisconsin jurists do not reverse their decision on Kyle Rittenhouse, each and every member of The Screen Actors Guild will halt all acts of Pedophilia indefinitely.
“This is for you, JoJo!!” Mark Ruffalo Tweeted with an image of him purposefully not abusing children. “I will hold out for justice! I can abstain for 10, maybe 12 hours! You killed one of the best predators in the Midwest, you monsters!”
Snowman, Josh Gad tweeted, “There are no words. I didn’t know #JoJo, but I would have loved him almost as much as I love the kids down at the poorly supervised YMCA in Pomona. We lost a soldier. I feel like Tom Hanks losing Bubba right now. Except, instead of losing a large, adult black man with a speech impediment, it’s a ten-year-old Chinese kid with a speech impediment. FIX THIS NOW you sickos!”
Update: Joe Biden issued the following warning to the Americans who are taking this situation lightly:
“Sure, today it was JoJo the child rapist who died, but tomorrow it could be Jeffrey Epstein!”
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