AUSTIN, TX– After The View‘s Whoopi Goldberg made perhaps her biggest “whoopi” yet, ABC decided to suspend her without pay or cake.
“The Nazi Party was just that. A party,” Goldberg explained to her audience. “They didn’t have a problem with the Jewish people. It’s just the party was BYOB, and the Jews kept bringing bagels. So everyone should relax about the Holocaust. Oy vey!”
But the brilliant historian turned hair model wasn’t quiet for long. Goldberg quickly flew to Texas and appeared on Joe Rogan’s show.
“Joe, Hunny buns, you know me. I’ve always said people should be free to say what they want,” Whoopi said. “I’ve never been a fan of this whole cancel culture thing.”
Rogan was perplexed and showed one-day-old footage of his guest saying, ‘Joe took Vitamin C, and for that, he should be fired and skinned alive.’
“Oh, quit being a glazed sugar ham, Joe! You know that’s just show business!” Whoopi playfully replied.
Then there was an awkward pause, and Goldberg’s instincts took over and she filled the dead air with one of her classic chair rumbling farts.
Update: Joe issued an apology for giving the impression he was a glazed sugar ham, and the two buried the hatchet over some elk and Ivermectin.
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