It was only a matter of time.  Once liberals get their hands on something they assault it, re-gender it, vaccinate it, and eventually import an Afghan refugee to replace it.  Helpful online acronyms are no different.  Like Biden at an all-children petting zoo, they grabbed our most popular internet slang and… well, just look what they’ve done for yourself:

LOL. (Laugh Out Loud) now means: Lots Of Looting

LMFAO. (Laughing My Freaking Ass Off) now means: Let’s Make Fauci America’s Overlord

FYI. (For Your Information) now means: F*** Your Independence

LMK. (Let Me Know) now means: Let’s Molotov-Cocktail Kavanaugh

SMH. (Shaking My Head) now means: Stop Misgendering Hermaphrodites

ASAP. (As Soon As Possible) now means: Assign Someone A Pronoun

YOLO. (You Only Live Once) now means: You Only Lactate Once [used exclusively for talking to men]

ROFL. (Rolling On Floor Laughing) now means: Really Offends Fat Lesbians

STFU. (Shut The F*** Up) now means: Stop Testing Fauci’s Urine

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