In a dramatic moment of the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, the prosecution asked a question to the jury that might change everything.
“Ladies, gentlemen and all other combinations of the sixty-one other genders, I ask you this; If Kyle Rittenhouse is innocent, why is he white?” Prosecutor Thomas Binger asked, crossing his arms and then leaning against the table.
But as the jury was gasping, the judge was blowing up a giant inflatable hammer.
“YOU HORSE’S ASS!” the judge yelled, hitting Binger over the head with the hammer. “I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU TO SHAVE THAT PERVERT MUSTACHE AND NOT TO INFER GUILT BY RACE!”
“But just look at him, judge!” Binger hollered back. This is a clear admission of guilt in Twitter law!”
After the judge threw his gavel at Binger’s crotch, the prosecution team was forced to prove Kyle’s guilt in a completely different way.
“Mr. Rittenhouse, at any point on the night of the shooting, were you black?” he asked. “And please answer carefully. Because Twitter law is inclined to go very light on you if that were the case.”
At this time, the judge leapt over the bench and began to strangle Binger with his ‘Trump won’ flag.
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