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CDC: Paperwork Showing You're A Registered Democrat To Double As COVID-19 Immunity Certificate

CDC: Paperwork Showing You're A Registered Democrat To Double As COVID-19 Immunity Certificate

According to Dr. Fauci, immunity certificates for those who have developed the COVID-19 antibodies are being discussed.

“I don’t see why we can’t all wait for another twenty months, poke our heads out of our houses like frightened groundhogs, and then, after another eight weeks, we can think about re-openings.  Maybe,” Fauci told Jake Tapper.

Then, the two men discussed ideas for the immunity certificates.  “What about this,” Tapper began.  “We ask each and every American citizen to get the vaccine.  Then, because everyone packing the clinics would be too crowded, we don’t make the [cough] registered Democrats go.”

Dr. Fauci was blown away and excitedly began building on the plan.  “Now we’re talking,” he replied.  “We can eradicate the virus and the troublemakers at the same time!  Plus, less paperwork.  Bill Gates has this same idea.  He’s going to be really pissed we’re stealing it,” he nervously muttered. 

Update: Tapper’s idea was a hit at the CDC and plans are in the works to fully implement it in the coming months.