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Adam Schiff Pretty Sure Rudolph Guided Sled in Exchange for Acceptance From Peers

Adam Schiff Pretty Sure Rudolph Guided Sled in Exchange for Acceptance From Peers

Most Americans believed they had rid themselves of Adam Schiff and his unfounded accusations. At least for Christmas.

Not so fast.

Schiff and House Democrats now have reason to believe Santa Claus and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer entered an elaborate scheme to exchange peer acceptance for a well-lit sleigh ride.

“This quid pro quo is a flagrant result of this lawless administration,” Schiff told CNN’s, Don Lemon. “Think about it, Ru…dolph? SOUND FAMILIAR?!”

As usual Fox News Sunday host, Chris Wallace, scurried to the Democrats’ defense. “It’s pretty damning for Rudolph,” Wallace said. “Look at this passage: ‘Santa [then said to], Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?’ And here’s the smoking gun, ‘then, how the reindeer loved him,’ If you’re not deeply troubled by this you’re one sick, SOB.”

At this time, the Democrats are not saying they think this altered the 2016 election—they know it did.

Trump immediately took to twitter explaining “Perfect request by Santa. Perfect. And by the way, this witch-hunt took place in the winter of 1938!! Someone tell Pencil Neck the only politician alive in ’38 was Creepy Joe!”