MAR-A-LAGO, FL —After then-President Donald Trump announced he used Hydroxychloroquine, predictably, it was Snoop Dogg who spoke up to rebuke the ‘irresponsible’ drug use.
“So Trump’s on that hydroxyl-quizzle? Way outta line if you ask this musician. Way outta line,” the rapper said in an Instagram video.
Mr. Dogg continued, “What hurts the most is to see the squandered potential. It leaves us all thinking; what heights could the former President of the United States have reached if not for this drug abuse?”
Snoopy Dogg quickly created a foundation called; Deterrence, Outreach, Prevention & Education, or DOPE, designed to raise awareness for drug abuse and anything else Trump might do wrong. In a touching ribbon-cutting ceremony, Snoop Dogg fought back the tears as he touted the blessings of his substance-free life. Joining Mr. Dogg was filmmaker Michael Moore. “Not only is the former President on drugs, but Donald Trump is also getting a little on the pudgy side, dammit!” Moore screamed into the microphone.
Snoop Dogg’s actions against the president were considered so magnificent that members of the press plan to join the rapper to celebrate in a 1987 Cadillac around 4:20pm.
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