Jeff Hathaway is a passionate liberal from Brooklyn and he is fuming mad. When Jeff and his friends heard Donald Trump tweeted that be believes the city of Baltimore is “a mess”, they took the train down to Baltimore to protest Trump’s remarks.
“I’ll tell you what we’re gonna do! We’re gonna take to the streets!” Jeff screamed.
However, the protesters soon learned that locating the actual streets was proving to be difficult due to the amount of trash scattered around.
“Wait, is this the street? What is this… a mattress?” Jeff asked. “Where’s the street? Well, as soon we find the street, we’re really going to show Trump he’s wrong about Baltimore,” Jeff said still trying to find the pavement.
The protesters also took issue with the President calling Baltimore “rat infested”. “He’s so uneducated!” Jeff yelled. “They demand to be called Dumpster Puppies—not rats!”
UPDATE: One of the protesters got lost in the trash and the city has opted not to send resources in a rescue attempt. Another was sent to the ER after a severe dumpster puppy attack.