Donald Trump and Mike Pence are making a huge blunder by not solving the Coronavirus problem the Michelle Obama way, Democrats are saying. “The great Michelle laid out the tried and true way of resolving huge international problems!” shouted Chuck Schumer on the Senate floor. “She would identify what’s being cruel, whip out her Sharpie and shame it away by writing a little message on a paper! Both brilliant and effective!”
The Trump administration has opted to end incoming flights from the infected region and fund a response task force—all this despite reports claiming the White House had thousands of pieces of paper and writing utensils available.
“Yeah, that stuff ain’t practical,” Michelle Obama commented. “Did this President even start a hashtag campaign? How is the Twitterverse gonna know you care more than everyone else? Here, give me that marker. I’ll show you how it’s done,” she said as she marked up a paper. The former first lady explained how most international emergencies usually bow to her “pouty face look”. She then demanded a photo-shoot with her new sign that read: “#Stop being a deadly Virus”.
Michelle quickly turned the picture into a tweet that went largely unnoticed until President Trump retweeted it with the footage of him hitting the golf ball at Hillary Clinton’s back, which sent her flying into the airplane cabin.