Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has demanded all death and suffering caused by coronavirus end immediately. However, her reasoning is raising eyebrows. “We need to be sure there’s enough death and suffering leftover for climate change!” she said on a Facebook Live video.
The congresswoman went on to say that, just because everyone is caught up in the global pandemic, it doesn’t mean the sun god wouldn’t want his offerings.
“Listen, let’s be reasonable” AOC said looking into the camera, “Unlike the republicans, we democrats try to KEEP our promises. All we’re saying is, we promised the apocalyptic wave of bloodshed would be because of climate change—not some stupid bat flu! I think George McGovern said it best, ‘I’m totes pissed!’”
According to Ocasio-Cortez, she is currently trying to schedule a Zoom videoconference with “all the doctors” to demand they begin curing everyone with symptoms.
As usual, the congresswoman finished her chat with a flurry: “You know how I know Donald Trump is using this crisis to taunt the climate change gods? Because I pay attention. I’m smart. I’m smarter than any member of congress—put together!”
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