WASHINGTON, DC — A source close to the Biden campaign is reporting the fictional president is horrified to learn about the video camera. In particular, Joe is livid to learn about how these devices can capture a politician’s statements and be recalled at a later date.
“They do WHAT?” Biden could be heard yelling in the oval office. “So when I was partying with members of the Klan—you’re telling me everyone can see me with the…the…ya know, the thing?!”
Joe then explained how he didn’t want “one of these contraptions” anywhere near him. “Thank God these video cameras seem to be big, easy-to-spot black things. I’ll just avoid the darn things.”
Biden then blew a gasket when every single staffer showed him they all had video recording capability in their pockets.
Once he was resuscitated using BidenCare, his staff alerted him that he owed $7,200 to cover the cost.
“Ok, I’ll pay up. HUNTER! Give them a pallet of cash,” Biden yelled. “At least technology hasn’t advanced to uncover what we did in Ukraine. Right, son?”
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