LANCING, MI — When Joe Biden’s plane landed in Michigan, his brain was apparently still hovering 30,000 feet in the air. Because while exiting the plane, he believed a Trump-sized crowd was showering him with cheers.
“Well, would you look at that, Corn Pop?” he said while gazing and waving to a completely empty field. “There must be thousands of them. All wanting to sniff me, probably.”
Hours later, the Biden campaign learned that a picture of Joe waving to imaginary fans had surfaced. They quickly called their friends in the media, and soon, the crew at CBS News had saved the day by making some small edits to the photo.
“Whoa! Watch out, America! Looks like Biden caught some serious waves just before his trip to Michigan!” A CBS anchor shouted as they showed the picture of him surfing. “And in his suit too! I guess this is the type of high energy we can expect in a Biden administration. And if you look closely, I think you can see Kamala Harris fighting off a shark!”
Unfortunately, Donald Trump sensed the picture was fake and immediately challenged Biden to a swimming contest. Then Joe, oblivious to CBS’ phony picture, said the challenge was ridiculous because he doesn’t even take baths without a team helping him.
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