DELAWARE – Move over Donald Trump. It appears we have a new iconic photo for the history books.
Standing in front of the Pride flag, fictional president Joe Biden soiled his pants and slowly raised his fist. Once all cameras were pointed at him and photographers plugged their noses, Joe softly muttered, “Uhhh, f-f-f-fght, jack! I’m not kidding around!”
The crowd of liberals erupted with the type of unbridled excitement that suggests Joe Biden is the unquestioned man to lead their party unless literally anyone else were an option.
As Joe pooped his pants, a team of nurses and staffers tackled him to the ground.
“We gotta change him. Hurry, get the fresh slacks,” a nurse yelled. “Who’s got the hose!”
During the commotion, a hot mic could pick up the elderly pervert’s comments while reaching for a young nurse’s feet.
“Hold on, let me get her shoes off. I need to get her shoes off,” he softly muttered.
The photo is considered so iconic that all public school textbooks will showcase the image as large as possible.
Update: The textbook publishers will not accommodate Biden’s request for the photo to be scratch-and-sniff.
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