Over the weekend, the DCCC was mocked for sharing a graph purporting to show a steady drop of pants pooping from Joe Biden.
“This is quite a roll, @JoeBiden!” the group gleefully wrote on Twitter. But a closer look at the chart’s Y-axis shows the president only reduced his daily “incidences” from three to two.
“Such a pathetic f–king graph! So misleading! I’m literally mopping right now. #TrumpWon!” a furious Jill Biden tweeted.
Pope Francis also replied, “I neither see nor smell any improvement. In the name of everything holy, please do not send him here again.”
But fans of the President are noting that the chart is not entirely being portrayed as negative.
“This is actually pretty impressive, folks. Believe me.” Al Roker tweeted. “Only two poo-poos before 2pm? Thank you, Mr. President for setting goals. As unattainable as they may be.”
Despite the support of Roker, Twitter opted to commence a “brown-out”, (the frequently used method of shutting down the entire site when the White House needs people to stop tweeting about Biden pooping his pants).
When asked for comment, the fictional president made things worse by confidently proclaiming, “My butt’s been wiped!” to the press.
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