Darth Vader Joins The Daily Wire After Controversial Tweets Surface

Darth Vader Joins The Daily Wire After Controversial Tweets Surface

Shortly after executives at Disney discovered that Darth Vader once tweeted support for the intergalactic patriarchy, he was quickly fired from his long-held role at Lucasfilms.  “They were disturbing.  Telling everyone he would ‘destroy them’ and calling himself the master.  We were appalled,” a Disney spokesman said.  “We’re still not entirely sure what ‘the force’…

Democrats Furious Disney+ Placed the Impeachment Hearings Under “Fairy Tale” Section

Democrats Furious Disney+ Placed the Impeachment Hearings Under “Fairy Tale” Section

When it was learned that Disney+ decided to stream the impeachment hearings under the “Fairy Tale” category, many Democrats were understandably outraged. “I guess Disney thinks us trying to save our DEMOCRACY is a BIG JOKE!” screamed Eric Swalwell while running into The Capitol Building before the media could see him cry. Adding to the…