HOLLYWOOD, CA — The folks at CNN had a great Sunday night as they locked up the award for best original editing. And credit where credit’s due. On a nightly basis, CNN has been taking world events and uniquely editing them in a colossal way. The academy singled out some of CNN’s best work throughout…
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San Diego News Team Distances Themselves From ‘Inappropriate’ Don Lemon
SAN DIEGO, CA – Don Lemon is acting inappropriately, and Ron Burgundy’s news team will not tolerate it. The four lead anchors of San Diego’s Channel 4 News are distancing themselves after Lemon remarked that all women should come with an expiration date like milk, ‘so society knows when to throw them out.’ “Son of…
‘The Squad’ Adds San Diego Weatherman Brick Tamland
WASHINGTON DC — As the four outspoken liberal congresswomen known as “the squad” grow in popularity, they needed to “add another brilliant mind to the club,” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez explained to The Glorious American. Armed with a trident and hand grenade, San Diego weatherman Brick Tamland, flew to Washington on Wednesday to officially join the group.…
Alec Baldwin Argues More Safety Procedures Should Have Been In Place To Prevent Oscar Slap
HOLLYWOOD, CA—Alec Baldwin says he wants to ‘shoot straight’ with the Academy and alert them of some glaring safety shortcomings he witnessed at the Oscars. “I’m watching the awards, and I began thinking, look at how vulnerable everyone is. Sitting ducks,” Baldwin said during a 20/20 interview. “At any moment, some wreckless actor with great…
Needing To Kill Russians Without Firing A Shot, Biden Asks Alec Baldwin To Go To Ukraine
WASHINGTON, D.C.– The White House is sending Alec ‘Hot Shot’ Baldwin to Ukraine after the administration decided they need to conquer Russia, without actually firing a weapon. “Allen! It’s me! Jill’s first lady’s brother, Joe Baldwin!” Biden began his call to the actor. “I need you on the first train to Ukraine! And pack your magic trigger…