Remake Of Psycho To Digitally Replace Killer With ‘Meemaw’ From Capitol Hill Riot

Remake Of Psycho To Digitally Replace Killer With ‘Meemaw’ From Capitol Hill Riot

This Halloween, Paramount Pictures will be rereleasing their 1960’s, hit Psycho.  Only this time, they’ve digitally edited out Norman Bates for perhaps the most terrifying villain ever to hit the screen. The 91-year-old insurrectionist, who goes by ‘Meemaw,’ has given many  Americans nightmare fuel after slowly shuffling through the Capitol building holding a knife she…

CDC Accidentally Used ‘Which Friends Character Are You?’ Test To Determine COVID Positivity Rate

CDC Accidentally Used ‘Which Friends Character Are You?’ Test To Determine COVID Positivity Rate

On Monday CDC director, Rochelle Walensky admitted that all hospitals and pharmacies used the ‘Which Friends character are you?’ test to determine whether a person had contracted COVID-19.  All Monicas, Chandlers, Rosses, and Pheobes were positive.  Joeys and Rachels were negative, and any Gunthers were given a bleach IV drip.     In New York, it was learned that all Chandlers…