Alec Baldwin Argues More Safety Procedures Should Have Been In Place To Prevent Oscar Slap

Alec Baldwin Argues More Safety Procedures Should Have Been In Place To Prevent Oscar Slap

HOLLYWOOD, CA—Alec Baldwin says he wants to ‘shoot straight’ with the Academy and alert them of some glaring safety shortcomings he witnessed at the Oscars. “I’m watching the awards, and I began thinking, look at how vulnerable everyone is.  Sitting ducks,” Baldwin said during a 20/20 interview.  “At any moment, some wreckless actor with great…

Needing To Kill Russians Without Firing A Shot, Biden Asks Alec Baldwin To Go To Ukraine

Needing To Kill Russians Without Firing A Shot, Biden Asks Alec Baldwin To Go To Ukraine

WASHINGTON, D.C.– The White House is sending Alec ‘Hot Shot’ Baldwin to Ukraine after the administration decided they need to conquer Russia, without actually firing a weapon. “Allen! It’s me! Jill’s first lady’s brother, Joe Baldwin!” Biden began his call to the actor. “I need you on the first train to Ukraine! And pack your magic trigger…