In a rare public appearance, Joe Biden was seen wearing a cheerleader’s outfit and openly cheering on a violent mob on Tuesday. Naturally, the national polls are showing that average Americans ‘loved seeing that’ from Biden and the former VP’s lead over Trump widened to 42 points. “I’m not surprised,” said a national pollster. “History…
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Jimmy Kimmel Accidentally Apologizes For Blackface As Obama
An unfortunate mistake for Jimmy Kimmel as the late-night host accidentally apologizes for doing blackface as Barrack Obama. Kimmel’s reasoning was simple, an ABC spokesman explained. “Everyone is so mad at Jimmy and no one’s ever mad at Obama. He figured this would work.” The apology skit featured Kimmel doing a poor impression of Obama as he…
Blazing Saddles DVD Found In NASCAR Garage
Another horrifying hate crime is rocking America’s twelfth biggest sport. This time, the assailants went for the most vicious symbol of hate known to man. A worn-out copy of a Blazing Saddles DVD was found on the NASCAR premises. Making this act even more hate crimey, the movie was planted just five garages down from legendary…
Hollywood Actors Who Accepted Blame For Systemic Racism Charged With Hate Crimes
The popular craze of white people accepting blame for systemic racism may have been a bad idea. But the Hollywood actors who created a 4-minute long confession video may be in the biggest trouble. This week, federal investigators have been combing through the cringe-worthy footage and charging the celebrities who openly admitted to hate crimes. …
