Mission Impossible All-Female Remake, 'Nothing: Is Impossible For You, Girl!' Struggles At Box Office

Mission Impossible All-Female Remake, 'Nothing: Is Impossible For You, Girl!' Struggles At Box Office

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Paramount Pictures is acknowledging their new, all-female remake of Mission: Impossible, “Nothing: Is Impossible For You, Girl!” is facing unique and difficult-to-predict challenges at the box office.  Starring the loveably fit Amy Schumer, Paramount had hopes of putting a new twist on the traditionally masculine action franchise by remaking it into what…

Newsom Orders ‘How The Grinch Stole Christmas’ Be Moved To How-To Section Of Library

Newsom Orders ‘How The Grinch Stole Christmas’ Be Moved To How-To Section Of Library

SACRAMENTO, CA — Effective immediately, Gavin Newsom has ordered the book How The Grinch Stole Christmas be moved to the how-to section of all California libraries and bookstores. “After reading this instructional manual, the science is clear. This furry, green man has laid out a step-by-step plan we must follow,” Newsom said in a press…

‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ Updated To ‘Hoe, It’s [Explicit] Freezing, Best Getcha Jacket'

‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ Updated To ‘Hoe, It’s [Explicit] Freezing, Best Getcha Jacket'

BURBANK, CA — The lyrics of ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ have been updated for a more equitable and sensitive America. Soon, you’ll be hearing the new version titled ‘Hoe, It’s [Explicit] Freezing, Best Getcha Jacket!’ Written and performed by the rapper 2 Chainz, the new version will hit radio airwaves this week. In the name of…