LGBTs Launch ‘The 2006 Project’ Citing America Really Began When Justin Brought Sexy Back

LGBTs Launch ‘The 2006 Project’ Citing America Really Began When Justin Brought Sexy Back

BROOKLYN, NY–A group of absolutely fabulous homosexuals have launched ‘The 2006 Project’, which asserts that the United States of America actually began shortly after Justin Timberlake’s 2006 hit single “I’m Bringing Sexy Back.” As expected, Republicans are furious about The 2006 Project and are calling Timberlake’s song ‘dangerous’ and ‘snappy.’ “Mr. Timberlake claims, without evidence, that…

Alec Baldwin Argues More Safety Procedures Should Have Been In Place To Prevent Oscar Slap

Alec Baldwin Argues More Safety Procedures Should Have Been In Place To Prevent Oscar Slap

HOLLYWOOD, CA—Alec Baldwin says he wants to ‘shoot straight’ with the Academy and alert them of some glaring safety shortcomings he witnessed at the Oscars. “I’m watching the awards, and I began thinking, look at how vulnerable everyone is.  Sitting ducks,” Baldwin said during a 20/20 interview.  “At any moment, some wreckless actor with great…