WASHINGTON, DC — It was a tearjerker on the White House lawn today as President Trump announced the pardon of the infamous thief and kidnapper known as Prison Mike. “Get up here, Mike!” Trump yelled at the criminal currently on parole. “Ya know, a lot of people tell me I should never forgive you for…
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Meet The NBA Player Whose Teammates Caught Him With Barack Obama-Themed Toilet Paper
If you thought this was clickbait, you’re wrong. Not only did an NBA player truly own Barack Obama toilet paper, but there’s a photo. The player, Seattle-native Spencer Hawes, is a conservative who spent years in ultra-liberal NBA locker rooms. While never a star player, Hawes’ skills were ahead of his time. He was a…