Alec Baldwin Argues More Safety Procedures Should Have Been In Place To Prevent Oscar Slap

Alec Baldwin Argues More Safety Procedures Should Have Been In Place To Prevent Oscar Slap

HOLLYWOOD, CA—Alec Baldwin says he wants to ‘shoot straight’ with the Academy and alert them of some glaring safety shortcomings he witnessed at the Oscars. “I’m watching the awards, and I began thinking, look at how vulnerable everyone is.  Sitting ducks,” Baldwin said during a 20/20 interview.  “At any moment, some wreckless actor with great…

Jimmy Kimmel Accidentally Dresses Up As Obama To Apologize For Blackface

Jimmy Kimmel Accidentally Dresses Up As Obama To Apologize For Blackface

HOLLYWOOD, CA– An unfortunate mistake for Jimmy Kimmel as the late-night host accidentally apologizes for doing blackface as Barrack Obama.  Kimmel’s reasoning was simple, an ABC spokesman explained.  “Everyone is so mad at Jimmy and no one’s ever mad at Obama.  He figured this would work.” The apology skit featured Kimmel doing a poor impression of Obama…

BREAKING: Biden Insists On Pardoning Amber Heard For Pooping In Bed

BREAKING: Biden Insists On Pardoning Amber Heard For Pooping In Bed

WASHINGTON, DC–Despite his staff telling him no crime was committed, fictional president Joe Biden is insisting Johnny Depp’s ex-wife, Amber Heard receive a pardon for pooping in the bed. “Her actions were so normal and natural–no joke. I mean c’mon man, we’ve all roll played. Jimmy Derp was Charlie and the broad was playing the chocolate factory!” Joe told…