While safely inside one of those green tents, political activist, Bill Maher tried to land some punches against Republicans Saturday night. “And can you believe those conservatives? I mean how ridiculous are they? Can we get this bunch some common sense?” he told his audience. However, the joke didn’t land as the sound of his…
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Hasbro To Add Small Accessory To All Mrs. Potato Head Sets
Starting next week, Hasbro will be adding another handy accessory to its lovable Mrs. Potato Head toy. “We don’t want to say what it is—but all the parents are going to love it,” CEO Brian Goldner said in a creepy press conference. “I’ll just say, we believe this new part is going to be a…

Darth Vader Joins The Daily Wire After Controversial Tweets Surface
Shortly after executives at Disney discovered that Darth Vader once tweeted support for the intergalactic patriarchy, he was quickly fired from his long-held role at Lucasfilms. “They were disturbing. Telling everyone he would ‘destroy them’ and calling himself the master. We were appalled,” a Disney spokesman said. “We’re still not entirely sure what ‘the force’…

Andrew Cuomo To Receive Emmy For Outstanding Original Editing
Andrew Cuomo is being honored with another Emmy, this time for his ‘masterful’ editing. The Governor, who was given several wheelbarrows full of data showing all the people he killed, locked himself in an edit bay over the summer and went to work. “We’ve never seen editing like this,” said the Academy of Television Arts.…

Democrats Furious Disney+ Placed the Impeachment Hearings Under “Fairy Tale” Section
When it was learned that Disney+ decided to stream the impeachment hearings under the “Fairy Tale” category, many Democrats were understandably outraged. “I guess Disney thinks us trying to save our DEMOCRACY is a BIG JOKE!” screamed Eric Swalwell while running into The Capitol Building before the media could see him cry. Adding to the…