LeBron’s New Boss?  Kyle Rittenhouse Vows To Buy Lakers With Defamation Winnings

LeBron’s New Boss? Kyle Rittenhouse Vows To Buy Lakers With Defamation Winnings

LOS ANGELES, CA–After the first few checks clear from his defamation winnings, sharp-shooter and all-around man’s man, Kyle Rittenhouse, has vowed to purchase the Los Angeles Lakers. This is terrible news for LeBron James.  Especially after the details found in the young billionaire’s press release. “Like the streets of Kenosha, I will purge all the…

Dr. Fauci Suggests LeBron Riot To Help Reverse His COVID Diagnosis

Dr. Fauci Suggests LeBron Riot To Help Reverse His COVID Diagnosis

Famed basketball dribbler and distinguished high school graduate, LeBron James has tested positive for the little-known illness called “Coronavirus.” Naturally, the Los Angeles Lakers brought in Dr. Fauci—a man who’s famous for being skittish about being in the spotlight. “LeBron, I think perhaps, potentially you’ve—in certain circumstances, heard of me.  My name is Anthony Fauci,…