New York City, NY –The NFL has an image problem and Commissioner, Roger Goodell has vowed to correct it. Shortly after announcing that Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre will be headlining this year’s Super Bowl halftime show, Goodell demanded no more than 182 N-words to be yelled during their performance. “I have spoken with Mr.…
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LeBron’s New Boss? Kyle Rittenhouse Vows To Buy Lakers With Defamation Winnings
LOS ANGELES, CA–After the first few checks clear from his defamation winnings, sharp-shooter and all-around man’s man, Kyle Rittenhouse, has vowed to purchase the Los Angeles Lakers. This is terrible news for LeBron James. Especially after the details found in the young billionaire’s press release. “Like the streets of Kenosha, I will purge all the…
Joy Reid Breaks Rubik's Cube World Record By Coloring All The Squares Black Real Quick
They say African-Americans can’t dominate sports, but don’t tell that to MSNBC’s Joy Reid. The cable host shattered the Rubik’s Cube world record on Thursday by completing the puzzle in only 5.7 seconds. Her secret? Grabbing a black sharpie and coloring all six sides black super fast. “As soon as I saw those other colors, I…
Dr. Fauci Suggests LeBron Riot To Help Reverse His COVID Diagnosis
Famed basketball dribbler and distinguished high school graduate, LeBron James has tested positive for the little-known illness called “Coronavirus.” Naturally, the Los Angeles Lakers brought in Dr. Fauci—a man who’s famous for being skittish about being in the spotlight. “LeBron, I think perhaps, potentially you’ve—in certain circumstances, heard of me. My name is Anthony Fauci,…