Kevin Randall of Atlanta, Georgia was hoping to have a fun night on his first Wheel of Fortune appearance. Instead, disaster struck as Kevin’s first spin landed on “Trip to Wuhan.” “He has to go,” Pat Sajak informed after the show. “The wheel has spoken and its wishes are to be honored. What, you think…
After testing negative for COVID-19, three-time NBA All-Star, Burt “The Blur” Rooney is recovering nicely in his Queens apartment. At least, that’s who he told the hospital he was. “Awe, phooey!” Burt said waving his hand in disgust. “I ain’t no NBA All-Star. They wouldn’t test me. But then my grandson told me to dress…
Racing fans at Daytona 500 got a real treat Sunday, as President Trump demanded Air Force One fly low enough for him to give high fives to everyone. Federal aviation laws require aircrafts stay at least 500 feet away from spectators, but Trump was able to convince his pilot that rule was only for ‘wimpy…
This week, Colin Kaepernick gathered around reporters and explained that rich, white, mean men were holding him down. The sports community largely argued that Kaepernick wouldn’t win over any scouts with that entitled and demanding attitude. But the talking heads on ESPN were wrong. One scout was watching. Carefully balancing his head on an oddly…
