Minnesota baseball fans were handed some ominous news Saturday when Major League Baseball announced they would relocate the Minnesota Twins if they don’t like what the jurors say in the George Floyd Trial. “As a sports league, our first job is to shape politics and help Democrats,” MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred said. “In fact, it’s…
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LeBron James Out 2-3 Weeks Due To White Supremacy
Some rough news for Laker fans as the team has announced LeBron James will miss the next several weeks due to white supremacy. “I just can’t play basketball in this racist climate. No one can,” James said. “White supremacists are running a full-court press on people of color.” Team doctors believe LeBron’s inability to…
Tiger Woods ‘Lucky To Be Alive’ After Trump Wishes Him Well, Media Says
It was a close call for Tiger Woods Tuesday after the toxic Donald Trump openly wished him well. While not ultimately fatal, it was still devastating news for the world-renowned golfer. “He’s lucky to be alive,” Anderson Cooper said after the news broke. “Trump was clearly trying to destroy him by making people believe they…
Too Woke? NBA Tells Mark Cuban He May Not Segregate Hoops By Race
Trying to be the wokest owner in professional sports, Mark Cuban updated the Dallas Mavericks court to feature segregated hoops. “There we go!” a pleased Cuban said with his hands on his hips. “One basket for the horrible white people and one for the magnificent black athletes. This way, it’s not racist because the African…
Sex, Drugs, Gambling: Why Hunter Biden Is Forever Banned From Puppy Bowl
Forbidden from attending the Super Bowl, White House staffers made arrangements to send Hunter Biden to the next best thing. The Animal Planet’s pre-recorded Puppy Bowl game. The charm of Puppy Bowl 2021 was quickly sucked out of the studio when a plastered Hunter Biden crashed his Audi into the side of the building, killing two…
