While Dr. Fauci has been frustrating Americans with his ever-changing criteria for re-opening America, his goal post moving has caught the eye of the NFL. “We’re always on the lookout for talent.  Even with our equipment managers,” NFL Commissioner Rodger Goodell said in an announcement.  “We’ve never seen anything like this.  First, he said we…

After testing negative for COVID-19, three-time NBA All-Star, Burt “The Blur” Rooney is recovering nicely in his Queens apartment.  At least, that’s who he told the hospital he was. “Awe, phooey!” Burt said waving his hand in disgust.  “I ain’t no NBA All-Star.  They wouldn’t test me.  But then my grandson told me to dress…

Rudy Gobert, the two-time NBA defensive player of the year for the Utah Jazz, is often known for shutting down players on the opposing team. But now he may have gone too far by shutting down the whole league. “I knew I was good, but I didn’t think I was capable of this,” said a…