Oops: WNBA’s ‘Missing’ Brittney Griner Has Been Playing In League All Year

Oops: WNBA’s ‘Missing’ Brittney Griner Has Been Playing In League All Year

Phoenix, AZ – Well, this is awkward.  It seems ‘missing’ WNBA player Brittney Griner was not being held in a Russian jail cell.  Rather, she was playing center for the Phoenix Mercury all season.  Due to record-setting disinterest in WNBA basketball, no one realized this until Tuesday. Griner, who’s not that bright, unknowingly attended BG…

Steve Kerr Enjoys Evening With Heavily Armed Men Guarding Single Points Of Entry

Steve Kerr Enjoys Evening With Heavily Armed Men Guarding Single Points Of Entry

SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Golden State Warriors’ coach, Steve Kerr, had himself a delightful evening, totally surrounded by heavily armed men who also guarded single points of entry on Thursday. “Ohhhhhhhhh, what safety I feel here!” Kerr said while stretching on the bench. “All millionaires should enjoy this environment if you ask me! Even when I go…

Bombshell: Emails Show NFL Personnel Referred To A Team As ‘The Redskins’ From 1937 Through 2019

Bombshell: Emails Show NFL Personnel Referred To A Team As ‘The Redskins’ From 1937 Through 2019

MANHATTAN, NY—Despite their congress-like reputation of purity and professionalism, it seems scandal has broken out within the NFL offices.  And you’re going to want to sit down for this one. Email records show that from 1937 through 2019, high-ranking (and low ranking) NFL officials called a team “the Redskins” roughly 14.2 million times.  One particularly…