Minneapolis, MN– Proud American and grateful immigrant, Ilhan Omar is being widely questioned after saying she feels her biological brothers only disagree with her because they want to marry her.
Her comments came as the Omar gang piled into the family station wagon after visiting the George Floyd memorial.
“No, Ahmed! You had the front seat on the way here. It’s my turn up front!” Ilhan was heard yelling at her brother. “Ughh, you just want to marry me! DAD! AHMED IS TRYING TO MARRY ME AGAIN!”
It was a busy day for Ilhan as she had to reject dozens of proposals from her sibling suitors. A series of her Tweets raised eyebrows:
“It’s getting ridiculous. Abukar and I were fighting about the minimum wage. He thought it should be $18/hour and I think we should just have bread lines. CLEARLY he wants to marry me! Enough, bro! Take a hint! I’m already married to several of our other brothers!”
“My brother, Omid keeps leaving the toilet seat up. I’m no dummy. That means he wants me to divorce our brothers so I can marry him instead. I’m seriously embarrassed we share the same mom (and the same dad)! Does this ever happen to you, ladies?”
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