GEORGETOWN, DE — Courtesy of Ron DeSantis, a plane carrying fourteen sex-offending illegal aliens has arrived in Delaware. They were dropped off in front of the fictional president’s beach home on Wednesday, bringing the total count of sex offenders to fifteen at the Biden property.
“Guys, let’s not get hung up on the grand total of sex offenders,” a flustered Karine Jean-Pierre said. “The point is there was only one sex offender there before, but then Ron DeSantis brought in, like, a ton more. My notes say one is less than fifteen, according to the experts.”
Jean-Pierre said that Joe Biden, so rattled by the news, began mumbling, uttering incoherent nonsense, and defecated in his pants.
When the migrants arrived on the property, Joe insisted he speak to them by telling his staff, “it’s ok, Jack, I speak sexual predator.”
“Listen up, guys. I know you love to sex… uhh, sexy time with folks… who… the folks who don’t want… with sniffin’ their john brown parts,” Joe explained. “But I’ve been there, and it matters! I’ve been grabbing at them for 720 years—no joke! And it’s not never stopped a Biden. Just ask Hunter.”
Update: A deal was made to hand over Ashley Biden to the violent sex offenders, but Joe forgot to get anything in return.
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