Biden To Emmanuel Macron, ‘Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls’

Biden To Emmanuel Macron, ‘Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls’

Washington, D.C. – In a disastrous attempt to congratulate Emmanuel Macron’s reelection victory, Joe Biden reportedly asked the French President to, “Draw me like one of your French girls.”

The remark came after Biden watched James Cameron’s Titanic, again.  The fictional president claims the film ‘calms him down.’ Particularly the end, where everything is being destroyed and everyone is screaming as they slowly sink to their death.

“It reminds me of something, but I can’t quite put my finger on it,” Joe says.   

When Macron accepted the call, he was shocked by the vulgar request.  But nevertheless, Joe persisted.

“Wearing this, ElMacraoni,” Biden said.

“Mr. President, I don’t–” But Macron was cut off.

“Wearing only this,” Joe whispered.

At this time, a staffer leaped across the table and hung up the phone.

Foreign policy experts believe the phone call may make Biden seem strong, albeit sexually deprived on the international stage. “He’s getting better with foreign relations. The last time he went abroad he pooped his pants in front of the pope,” an expert remarked. “He’s making fantastic strides.”

Update: All DC area high school ceramics classes have been put on high alert after Joe Biden watched Ghost.


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