Keep an eye on your mailbox for your 2020 White Privilege benefits catalog.
Sources tell The Glorious American white people can expect another carefree year of paradise, free from stress and adverse consequences of any kind.
The 2020 benefits catalog details how most major hotels and rental car companies will now offer free upgrades.
“They just keep adding great things,” notable white person, Bill O’ Reilly said. “Back when we were given a complimentary 845 credit score and all the land west of the Mississippi, now those were the days. But I think this upcoming year’s got some good stuff.”
The catalog also details an impressive partnership made with Chipotle restaurants. Beginning in 2020, all white people will be given free guacamole.