Just For Men Labeled a Hate Group

Just For Men Labeled a Hate Group

The popular men’s haircare brand, Just For Men, has been labeled a vicious hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center. In a recent wave of protests, a brave woman held a sign reading: “More like, Just for Nazis!” which likely helped force the investigation.

In a detailed report, the SPLC outlines how the company has been blatantly furthering the debunked stereotype that women don’t grow thick flowing beards. Even worse, the report makes reference to the hateful idea that women don’t need to make stylish improvements to their salt and pepper stubble.

“If a woman so much as looks at a box of Just For Men at a Target, she’s attacked by one of the patriarchy’s minions who patrols the hair care aisle,” Gloria Allred explained to The Glorious American. “I, for one find this whole situation so distressing, my beard is coming in all patchy and inconsistent. I worry I won’t be able to grow proper facial hair until after we win the $950 million lawsuit.”

Update: The small brush that’s included in the Just for Men beard kit is now being used as a possible modification to attach to the business end of an AR-15.