Study: Without Booster Shots, Pharmaceutical Companies Won’t Make A Crap Ton More Money

Study: Without Booster Shots, Pharmaceutical Companies Won’t Make A Crap Ton More Money

A new study is rocking the fake doctor community and Dr. Fauci is sounding the alarm.

The study, sanctioned by the Land Rover Of Huntington Beach dealership next to the Pfizer headquarters, finds that without a never-ending stream of booster shots, pharmaceutical companies will likely not rake in a crap ton more money.

“Some would say, we’re in a new pandemic now. A pandemic of the unknown,” Fauci warned. “Will pharmaceutical executives know if they’re getting a new fleet of private jets this fall? Can they try building their own Jurassic Park if they get bored? These are good guys and they’re living in uncertainty right now. Despite me only getting 10% of their profits, I feel 100% of their anxiety.”

The chilling report even has the dealership that sanctioned the study a bit rattled.

“Americans need to take their weekly booster shots because we need to make room for the 2022 models!” a nervous salesman said. “A lot of people think a crap ton of money is an insignificant amount. But it’s not. It really means a lot to these guys. We’re all in this together equally. But especially the industries who cater to the super-rich.”

Thanks to the study, there’s been an uptick in Americans being forced to take booster shots at gunpoint. Because of this, their hearts are swelling up with joy by helping Big Pharma make more profits.

Update: It’s been learned that it wasn’t joy that caused their hearts to swell up.


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