According to a recent Trafalgar poll, when people believe a mob of Black Lives Matter activists spots them and start following them down the street, they choose Trump over Biden by a margin of 91 points. Then Trump’s lead widens to 99 points when the BLM member(s) reach for their lead pipes and baseball bats. Lastly, the Donald takes an overwhelming 100-0 percent lead over Biden after BLM has obliterated their ass, and they are lying in the street with no police officers to be found.
“It’s really an incredible poll when you look at it,” President Trump said in Tuesday’s briefing. “One Hundred to zero. Have you ever seen such a thing? Perhaps we can find a way to hand people the 2024 ballot the moment after Antifa has beaten them, but before they slip into a coma. But I don’t know. We’re looking into it.”
The poll puts Democrats in a tough spot. They don’t want to be creating more Trump voters before the mid-term election, but they can’t stop feeding their insatiable desire to viciously hurt average Americans.
“Times are tough right now,” Nancy Pelosi said. “We need our boys out there assaulting everyone, now more than ever. The last thing we want is to put Antifa and BLM out of work.”
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