Matt Walsh has been suspended from The Daily Wire after repeatedly disrupting Ben Shapiro’s show with a small UFO toy attached to a fishing pole.
Walsh, who in recent months has been driven insane by reports of UFO sightings, has been desperate to convince Shapiro that aliens are real.
“What in sweet heavens is that?” Walsh yelled to Ben once he dangled the toy spacecraft in front of the camera. “It’s otherworldly, one might say. How could one possibly deny what we’re seeing here? And furthermore, how is this not a bigger story? Frankly, I feel unsafe and attacked.”
Shapiro became increasingly angry after he made several attempts to jump up and smack the UFO, but Walsh kept raising the toy just above his fingertips.
“You gotta be quicker than that,” Walsh said raising the fishing poll each time Ben jumped.
Reportedly, Jeremy Boreing was watching the show off-site and found Walsh’s UFO believable. He panicked and eventually did what any good right-wing media company owner would do. Boring signed the aliens to a 2-year contract to co-host a podcast with Lindsay Graham.
Update: Before he could be officially suspended, Walsh quickly canceled Jeremy and Ben, rendering their authority useless.