If you were planning on attending Joe Biden’s, ‘Becoming an Alpha Male’ course, it looks like you’ll have to reschedule again. For the sixth time this month, Kamala Harris has put the kibosh on the class.
“Nope. Not happening today, Joe. Too many birds out,” Harris informed her boss. “And how dare you try to infringe on black history month!” she said shoving Biden out of her way.
According to the media, Biden beat the ultimate alpha in Donald Trump in the 2020 election without cheating, is now considered the foremost expert on personal toughness.
“Biden was down millions of votes in Philly, Milwaukee, Detroit, and Atlanta on election night,” a hopeful student said. “But only a few days later, around 4 am, he dusted off that world-famous determination and really flexed those muscles!”
DC-area men are languishing without the course.
“We paid good money for this course. We would demand answers, but we have no idea how to demand stuff,” a man-bun-wearing youth said timidly.
Sources say Joe Biden’s determination to share his knowledge about being an alpha male is being massively outweighed by the fear of making Kamala Harris mad.