BROOKLYN, NY –In what can only be described as a brazen display of sexism, all 30 NBA teams exclusively selected men during this week’s NBA draft.
The streak of male-only draftees reached a whopping 60 before the ESPN program came to a merciful end.
“I’m shocked and bewildered,” said NBA Commissioner, Adam Silver. “The whole point of the NBA is to be a sanctuary for society’s less fortunate, disenfranchised, and marginalized”.
Apparently, the decision-makers within all 30 teams did not get that message. Women who watched the NBA Draft stated it was like watching every presidential election condensed into a two-hour program.
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