It’s almost unheard of to hear pleasant words exchanged between Democrats and Republicans these days. However, that’s exactly what happened on Monday when Joe Biden saw footage of Donald Trump hug Washington Nationals catcher, Kurt Suzuki, from behind.
“Textbook,” Biden admitted. “The pat on the back, the quick shoulder rub to relax the victim and then the double-breasted sneak attack from the rear. I mean, I don’t agree with the man’s policies but that was perfect form. Perfect form!” Biden repeated in awe.
Some in Washington believe this small moment of harmony between the rivals might lead to a wave of bipartisan unity where the government will once again work for the people.
However, others are calling the hug “rapey” and would prefer elected officials not grab their breasts from behind under any circumstance.
Update: The hug, which Trump has dubbed “The Perfect Hug!” has been added to Adam Schiff’s list of impeachable offenses.