Looks like it wasn’t just Tucker Carlson who was spied on. CNN’s Brian Stelter is claiming his privacy was violated too after someone spied on him by watching him on TV.
Stelter, who famously announced he cries himself to sleep, claims suspicious activity was recorded following his weekend show Bald & Bawled. The show registered one viewer, which sent off serious alarm bells.
“Someone was spying on me,” Stelter told his mother at the kitchen table. “I’m not surprised. Throughout history, powerful people always want to know what the influencers are up to. It’s like–leave Tucker Carlson and me alone! We’re just trying to live fruitful and productive lives with all our friends!”
Unsure where to turn, Stelter filed a FOIA request with the Popeye’s Chicken by his house.
“You find that pervert and tell him to never get their jollies by watching my TV show again!” He yelled to the girl running the drive-through. “It’s weird and disgusting! Hey, did you ever think about my offer to rub mashed potatoes on me?”
Update: Believing he now had something in common with Tucker, Stelter tried to set up a play date. But the NSA, listening to Carlson’s calls, quickly warned Brian that Tucker’s not vaccinated.