NEW YORK, NY–Fox host, Dana Perino says her upcoming book, Democrats Are The Stupidest Pack Of Morons Imaginable: A Guide To Restoring A Divided Nation is designed to help land ‘an irreparable punch directly to the balls’ of Democrats everywhere.
“I wanted to write a sweet, loving book about how to get along with one another, but I quickly felt I needed to open up a can instead,” Perino said softly. “I sort of went off. They could use chapter four alone to ban free speech and no one would blame them.”
In the forward written by Alex Jones, the Infowars host writes: “Dana is a passionate conservative, but she goes way too far in this friggin’ book. She physically forced me to read it. I worry her ideas have corrupted both my mind and my good name.”
Perino fans are noticing a darker tone for her upcoming book. For example, one chapter called ‘Keep It Up And I’ll Show You Where I Keep My Size 3.5 Shoe’ sounds particularly out of character.
The oddly aggressive nature of the book is also raising questions about the title. “Oh, you mean the part about restoring a divided nation’?” Perino asked. “Yeah, the publisher asked about that too so I just drew a picture of me putting a pineapple… somewhere. It was graphic. That should serve as a guide. Please don’t anger me any longer, Democrats.”
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