Brian Seltzer Demands To Know Who Farted On CNN Zoom Conference Call

Brian Seltzer Demands To Know Who Farted On CNN Zoom Conference Call

During a Zoom conference call, CNN host, Brian Seltzer demanded to know who stunk up his office with a horrid fart. 

Just before Seltzer was pummeled with the smell, the whole CNN gang was doing their usual show prep.

“Ok, so how much more racist do you think Donald Trump got since yesterday?  100% more? 200%?” Don Lemon asked the group just before Seltzer sensed something foul in the air.

“Whoa!  WHO DID THAT?!” he screamed fanning a magazine in front of his head.  “Seriously guys, which one of you was eating cat food and sour cream Pringles?”

The group was speechless but eventually tried to break the news to Seltzer.

“Uh, Brian?  You know you’re the only one in your office, right?” Chris Cuomo asked.

“All I know is that we’re a team.  That, and someone’s cooking an old boot in an oven.  It was Anderson Cooper, I just know it!  That’s his brand…” Seltzer sneered.

At that point the news team began loudly bickering but it was soon agreed upon that the flatulence was, of course, Trump’s.