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Shock Poll: Trump Leads Big With People Who Just Got Their Ass Beat By Antifa

Shock Poll: Trump Leads Big With People Who Just Got Their Ass Beat By Antifa

In a shocking new Rasmussen poll, Donald Trump holds a massive lead with people who just got their asses beat by Antifa. 

The poll shows that a citizen favors Trump by 82 points over Biden when they suspect a gang of Antifa members have zeroed-in on them and are following them down the street.  Then the President’s lead widens to 96 points when Antifa members reach for their lead pipes and baseball bats.  Lastly, Donald Trump takes an overwhelming 100-0 percent lead over Biden after Antifa has obliterated their ass and they are lying in the street with no police officers to be found.

“It’s really an incredible poll when you look at it,” President Trump said in Tuesday’s briefing.  “One Hundred to zero.  Have you ever seen such a thing? Perhaps we can find a way to hand people the ballot the moment after Antifa has beaten them, but before they slip into a coma.  We’re looking into it.” 

The poll puts Democrats in a tough spot.  They don’t want to be creating more Trump voters before November’s election, but they can’t stop feeding their insatiable desire to viciously hurt average Americans.

“Times are tough right now,” Nancy Pelosi said.  “We need our boys out there assaulting everyone, now more than ever.  The last thing we want is to put Antifa out of work.”