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Paleontologists Find Evidence Showing Dr. Fauci's Ancestors Kept Everyone In Caves After Sabertooth Sighting

Paleontologists Find Evidence Showing Dr. Fauci's Ancestors Kept Everyone In Caves After Sabertooth Sighting

A fascinating new discovery has been made by a group of Montana paleontologists.  Ancient cave art is showing evidence that Dr. Fauci’s ancestors insisted all mankind remain in their caves shortly after the sighting of a sabretooth tiger.

In the cave drawings, the Fauci family used several graphs showing the risk.  One chart showed that an attack by a sabertooth tiger is roughly 813 times more deadly than the flu.  Another diagram looked to have been revised from ‘twelve million dead’ down to 6 dead.  “The revisions on the cave’s wall were over a mile long,” the paleontologists explained.  “But the ‘stay in hole’ mandate still wasn’t lifted.”

Several nearby caves showed proof that the cavemen grew impatient with the doctor’s inconsistent claims.  One drawing used the symbols of a human foot kicking the posterior of Fauci. 

“It’s amazing those drawings were even discovered because all dissenting symbols were to be wiped down by the authorities,” remarked the head paleontologist. 

Despite the clear instructions to ‘wait until the sabertooth tigers went extinct,’ the people eventually left their caves, and humanity was saved.