After the Democrats filed for two articles of impeachment, Jim Acosta promptly ran over to the Supreme Court to get the required punches issued to the punch card.
Because the gears of government can sometimes be slow, an “Impeach 3 times, get the 4th one free” punch card was issued to the Democrats upon their taking of the House in 2018.
When a giddy and out-of-breath Acosta entered the Supreme Court, he asked Ruth Bader Ginsburg if she would do the honors of punching the card.
“I’m sorry, Jim. She’s resting now,” informed her doctor. “She was up all day being super progressive and doing push-ups with the clap in the middle. Now she’s just too tired to work that heavy hole puncher.”
Seeing how disheartened Acosta was, her doctor proved how tired RGB was by showing him that even her heart was resting at the moment.
“Saving all her energy for the next big case, huh? Wow. What a pro.” Acosta marveled.
The Democrats are expected to use all three impeachments against President Trump and immediately take advantage of the free one. However, reports are the Democrats are furious the punch card suggests they can only impeach a total of four times.
“Try a baker’s dozen,” a fuming Pelosi told The Glorious American.