In only two years, underprivileged black and Latino children may or may not receive education, Democrat leaders say.
“But if they do get school, we’re going to teach them all about inequity,” Jen Psaki explained. “Sure, the private schools have been teaching phonics and math for the last year, but they’re wasting their time with that nonsense. President Biden is a testament to how one can go very far without math or even the ability to speak English.”
During the announcement, some of the press asked for a definition for ‘inequity.’
“It’s basically a word that allows us to steal property from white people without anyone asking any questions,” Psaki said. “Everyone thinks it’s about giving to the less fortunate, but it’s far more about punishing people we don’t like.”
The room was a bit stunned from the rare moment of honesty, and Psaki realized she had said the quiet part out loud.
“I mean—uhhh. Donald Trump has threatened our democracy following his erection— I mean insurrection!” she blurted out.
Update: The idea of educating a child has been deemed racist, but politicians will keep sending their kids to private school as a way of monitoring the situation.