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Female Man-Woman Gives Birth to Partner’s Bi-Gender Trans-Woman’s Sperm Donor’s Mailman’s Child

Female Man-Woman Gives Birth to Partner’s Bi-Gender Trans-Woman’s Sperm Donor’s Mailman’s Child

In a touching story out of the UK, a female man-woman gave birth to its partner’s bi-gender trans-woman’s sperm donor’s mailman’s child.

This birth is being called a scientific breakthrough because it sounds like roughly a dozen people were involved in the conception of the child.

Friends and family rushed to the Hallmark store and purchased all the cards in the “Congratulations on the birth of your partner’s bi-gender trans woman’s sperm donor’s mailman’s baby!” section.

Like many new fathers, the mailman is both angry and confused. “What in the hell are you talking about? What’s going on!” he yelled at the paparazzi. “Get away from me—I just deliver the mail!” he said scurrying away.

While it’s technically true that their mailman never engaged in any intercourse, he proved to be an integral part of the conception because he regularly delivered their Female Man-Women Bi-Monthly, a magazine that proved to be a consistent inspiration to everyone involved.

While this is truly a medical miracle, some are claiming that despite all the complicated self-identifiers, this is really just a common story of a woman giving birth as a surrogate. However, science is saying, “how dare you?”