HOLLYWOOD, CA – Fresh off a conjugal visit with Harvey Weinstein, Jennifer Lawerence has returned to the spotlight with a new Hunger Games script. This time, Katniss will just do whatever the Capitol wants.
Hunger Games: You Will Be Volunteering As Tribute is the title, and a snippet of Lawerence’s script has been leaked.
Capitol Official: “Hey b—-, we’re taking your little sister. Where is she?”
Katniss: “Oh, she’s terrified of you guys. Hiding in the barn under some hay like a conspiracy theorist. Is she behind on her boosters again?
Capitol Official: “No. It’s President Snow’s shower time.
Katniss: “Ahh, yes. By all means, take her.”
The script has been purchased by CNN and will air exclusively on CNN+.
Lawerence is also making news by announcing she’s experiencing night terrors featuring Fox News’ Tucker Carlson.
“I have a recurring nightmare that Tucker is wearing only a bowtie and is reading crime statistics. In the dream, he says crime is way up under Biden,” she told Vogue Magazine. “I know that’s just a silly dream, and crime has plummeted under Biden, but the thought of criminals preying on the weak makes me so scared I scream and sometimes wake up Harvey.”
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