WASHINGTON, DC — Tired of Donald Trump garnering sympathy for being shot with guns, the Kamala Harris campaign has begun selling t-shirts that read, ‘But Did He Die?’ for $32.
“With this shirt, we wanted to start a larger conversation,” a Harris handler explained in a rare press event. “Our side stands for love and peace. So, when we use violence to attack those we hate, we don’t want people to feel sorry for the people we put in the crosshairs. Most importantly, the shirt’s phrase is asked in the form of a question, which counts as a press conference for Kamala. I’ll see you all in 18 months.”
Even White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre acknowledged the tee.
“We encourage everyone to buy this shirt soon. It’s a limited edition because pretty soon, we’re gonna actually sh– I mean, it’s 100% organic cotton!” she said Wednesday.
Update: When Joe Biden saw the ‘But Did He Die?” design, he screamed, “I told you, my doctors aren’t sure, Jack!” before soiling himself.
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