Whenever President Trump needs a little bump in the polls, he sends a quick tweet about one of ‘the squad’ members. Then, usually in under four minutes, the freshman congresswomen will run to a microphone and say something so controversial the nation panics and throws more support behind the President.
This time, Trump tweeted, “Wherever have those horrible girls with the funny hats gone?”
Minutes later, Ilhan Omar gathered a press conference and delivered the following message:
“I’m sure many of you have seen this President’s shocking tweet about me. I ask you, why is he always so up in arms about people different than him? Furthermore, why are Americans always so critical about Al Qaeda—what did Al Qaeda ever do to you?”
Trump quickly seized a six-point bump in the polls as the press gasped in shock.
As each member of the squad took turns at the podium, each managed to horrify Americans more with each passing statement. At one point, Nancy Pelosi was seen army crawling under the chairs attempting to unplug the microphones and cameras.