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Trump Insists On Having Shark Tank Theme Song Follow Him Around White House

Trump Insists On Having Shark Tank Theme Song Follow Him Around White House

Most Presidential executive orders are met with opposition and Donald Trump’s latest is no exception.

On Tuesday the White House released a statement alerting the press that Donald Trump would no longer walk around without the Shark Tank theme song accompanying him.

“You need a certain presence, I think,” Trump explained. “I heard Obama used to walk around here and all people would hear was the floors squeaking and the sound of his shoes. Not me. You need that great music that tells everyone, ‘oh, this is gonna be good’.”

Several interns have been assigned to hold a small stereo and run ahead of the President while playing the theme song.

UPDATE: While the music does seem to be making Trump happy, there have been some negative effects. For example the President sternly yelled “I don’t like you or your request and for that reason, I’m out,” and later learned it was Barron asking for breakfast.