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Star Witness Claims Democrats Have Cause to Impeach Trump beCAUSE They Hate Him

Star Witness Claims Democrats Have Cause to Impeach Trump beCAUSE They Hate Him

In what ended up being groundbreaking testimony, House Democrats called regional manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper, Michael Scott, to testify.

In recent weeks, the Democrats have been criticized for impeaching President Trump without proper cause. Then Michael Scott approached the bench and changed all that.

“Your Honor, democrats do have cause for impeaching President Trump. It’s beCAUSE they hate him!”

As soon as Scott delivered that devastating blow to House Republicans, gasps filled the chamber. The regional manager immediately sprung to his feet, clapped his hands, did a twirl and pointed at Representative Devin Nunes with both hands.

“I told you NOT to do the twirl!” Chuck Schumer could be heard whispering angrily to Scott.

“I didn’t!” Scott whispered back. “It was more of a spin and I nailed it!”

Update: The Supreme Court has decided that Michael Scott’s reasoning is airtight. Many believe that based on this compelling testimony, Donald Trump will be removed from office.