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Joe Biden Sleeps Through Entire Joe Rogan Interview

Joe Biden Sleeps Through Entire Joe Rogan Interview

Many were surprised to see Joe Biden agree to appear on the high-energy, multi-hour Joe Rogan podcast, but few were surprised to see him sleep through the entire interview. 

Rogan, the king of podcasts, was not his usual confident self when Biden drifted off to sleep seconds into the show. 

“He’s here!  We got him! Joe Biden, welcome to the show!” Rogan cheerfully began.  Moments later, however, Biden’s head dropped and he began loudly snoring.  “Oh.  Well…  I… I think he’s dead,” Rogan whispered.  However, Biden’s campaign officials immediately held up a large sign reading:  “Act normally.  Joe will be napping for the next 3-4 hours.”

“How did you have that sign made so fast?!” Rogan angrily whispered while shielding the microphone. 

For the next two hours and fifty-five minutes, Rogan mostly sat in awkward silence.  The only dialog was when Biden briefly talked in his sleep.  Biden’s head shot up and he screamed, “Set the turtle trap, Corn Pop!  Or my burrito gets burnt!”  This startled Rogan a great deal which lead to both Joes screaming the F word in total panic.

Many of the media are saying the former VP brought a ‘peaceful’ demeanor to the Rogan podcast.  “Think about it, aside from the sleep talking, we got a glimpse of what 2020 would look like if Joe wins.  Nice and calm,” Chuck Todd said.  “And if Trump wins, we keep destroying the nation as punishment.  Everyone clear on that?”