After much infighting, the Biden White House will begrudgingly allow the fictional President to steal Bill Pullman’s famous speech from the 1996 film, Independence Day.
“We know it’s going to be a bad look for us,” Susan Rice said. “But Joe looks forward to plagiarizing this speech every year so badly. We have to give him this one.”
In the hit film, the President, played by Bill Pullman, gives a rousing speech to his depleted military in an effort to defeat the invading aliens. Reportedly, Biden will plagiarize word-for-word, except swap-out the aliens for Donald Trump.
A transcript obtained by The Glorious American is as followed:
“WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT against Trump. WE WILL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT against Trump. WE’RE GOING TO LIVE ON UNTIL I CALL A LID! WE’RE GOING TO SURVIVE unless climate change gets us first. TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE TRUNALIMUNUMAPRURE!”
Give Us Story Ideas