After much infighting, the Biden campaign will begrudgingly allow the former VP to steal Bill Pullman’s famous speech from the 1996 film, Independence Day.
“We know it’s going to be a bad look for us,” Biden’s campaign manger, Greg Schultz said. “But Joe’s been looking forward to plagiarizing this speech so badly, we just have to give him this one.”
In the hit film, the President, played by Bill Pullman, gives a rousing speech to his depleted military in an effort to defeat the invading aliens. Reportedly, Biden will plagiarize word-for-word, except swap-out the aliens for Donald Trump.
A transcript obtained by The Glorious American is as followed:
“WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT against Trump. WE WILL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT against Trump. WE’RE GOING TO LIVE ON past November 2020. WE’RE GOING TO SURVIVE unless climate change gets us first. TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!”