On Monday Hillary Clinton told the ladies of The View that after a great deal of thought, My Pillow CEO, Mike Lindell, was also a Russian agent.
“Absolutely nowhere in the My Pillow commercial does Mike say he won’t sell to Russians,” the twice-failed Presidential candidate explained.
The ladies of The View seemed a bit uncomfortable but nodded in agreement making sure not to make eye contact with Hillary.
It was then when Clinton lifted an enormous binder onto the table.
“Now, let me tell you who else is being groomed by Russia,” Hillary said as she began flipping through the binder.
At that time producers decided to cut to commercial, angering the beast.
“Have you seen how well-rested the Russian army looks?!” Hillary shrieked as two security guards carried her off stage. “It’s that damn My Pillow! Lindell’s a traitor! Just like all of YOU!” she screamed at the audience while managing to fling one leg in their direction.