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Elizabeth Warren Carefully Studying Expert Who Confiscated Everyone’s Property Overnight

Elizabeth Warren Carefully Studying Expert Who Confiscated Everyone’s Property Overnight

Most citizens in America like capitalism a lot

But the old Wench from Boston? She definitely does not!

We know she has hate and contempt for taxpayers

And don’t get her started on those MAGA hat wearers.

The Wench settled down, but couldn’t quite snooze.

So she grabbed the remote and turned on some fake news.

“We hate to report this, in these troubling days,

But people have more money! Even their 401ks!”

She turned off the news and her face made a scowl.

She wanted their money—and she wanted it now!

“I’ve got it!” she yelled as her fist made a clinch.

“I’ll watch that old show—the one with the Grinch!”

“I’ve got the plan now and I’ll borrow a sled.

I’ll even get Chuck Todd to put antlers on his head!”

Todd pulled the large sled but the straps caused some rawness.

“Just keep pulling you a** hole!” shouted back Pocahontas.

Then the two heard singing. Joyful singing by the mall.

The people were happy. They didn’t want socialism at all!

“Welcome, Christmas come this way,

Thank you Donald, Cov-Fe-Fe!”

The Wench and the Todd stood shocked in the sleigh.

“Were they singing his praises? Were they singing… covfefe?”

The Todd said “Cheer up you old wench, you had lots of good tries.

But when you heard them sing, did your heart double in size?”

A miserable Warren looked at Todd with a tear.

But all she could mutter was “Imma get me a beer.”