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Devin Nunes Looks at Legal Options After Adam Schiff Releases His Netflix Recently Watched History

Devin Nunes Looks at Legal Options After Adam Schiff Releases His Netflix Recently Watched History

Congressman Devin Nunes is exploring all legal options after Chairman Adam Schiff illegally released all the recently watched shows on his Netflix account.

Most damning to Nunes was his recent viewing of Fuller House, Stranger Things and How to be a Latin Lover.

Nunes was justifiably angry in the most recent hearing. “Every American should be outraged by this, but ESPECIALLY ME!” he screamed as he smacked the table. “So I liked the old Full House! I wanted to give the new one a shot. I LIKE KIMMY GIBBLER—SO SUE ME!”

House Democrats immediately filed a lawsuit against Nunes for liking Kimmy Gibbler.

Adam Schiff is arguing that, while unprecedented, the subpoena of Nunes’ Netflix account was necessary because he was super mad at Nunes.

“Maybe if Devin hadn’t kept making me look like a complete moron for the last 18 months it wouldn’t have come to this!” Schiff argued on the steps of The Capitol Building.

Update: Because it appears to now be open season on Democrats spying on their political rivals, Congress was adjourned to allow Republicans to comb through their private affairs in preparation for mass release.