“OK! I want the bouncy house over there and the piñata hung on that tree!” Nancy Pelosi yelled into a bullhorn.
Like all Democratic leaders, Speaker Pelosi has been giddy with all the talk of a possible economic slump. Should the market slow, Washington Democrats are preparing for the biggest block party in D.C. history.
“Oh, we’ll be ready,” Chuck Schumer told The Glorious American. “Should Americans ever feel the pain of a bad economy before November 2020? We’re gonna throw the most insane party since Bush couldn’t find the WMDs”.
Donald Trump’s roaring economy has been particularly upsetting for Democrats who prefer Americans to be broke, beaten down and in tents along freeways.
“As you know, I’m a religious woman,” Pelosi said. “So each day I just say a little prayer God will crush Donald and his stupid economy and hand me complete power.”